my fellow ashmaritans, american raisins, and umpa-lumpas worldwide, i am in thailand to inform u of my travels, with Taire, my wise accomplice, we will explore the lands tomoro on elephant-backs and chopsticks. The weather is polluted beyond belief, one could not stop coughing. Humidity is ripe, and ugly girls are plentiful. we have been exploiting our status as kings of the land by aquiring two man-servants, jeeves and lucius, both married. They showered us with girfts and praise of the highest calibur, from goat cheese to nan-made silk rugs, which we will be riding home as a special treat..haha.

Well, pleasure my timbers but our time has well and truly been spent. peace out homes, and increase the peace!

shaba 2-times!